#10 - last blog.....YAY. The Notebook.

I am reviewing the movie The Notebook. This movie is an epic love story about a man and a woman. I am in love with this movie. It is just so perfect and everything falls together so nicely. At first, the main woman character was Allie and the main male character was Noah. Noah wanted to go out on a date with Allie but Allie refused at first. He made her beg him to go out with him, which was PERFECT because it made the movie so much better. If they would have just started liking each other like normal people, it would have been too cliche. This way was great and unexpected, which i like. My favorite quote in the movie is when Noah and Allie are fighting. Noah says, "That's what we do...we fight! You tell me when I'm being a son of a bitch and I tell you when your being a pain in the ass. You have a two second rebound rate and your off doing the next pain in the ass thing." This movie is A plus plus plus compared to any other love movie out there. ANY ONE, you name it! No need to explain there. I give this movie five out of five stars. There is no reason this movie wouldn't deserve such a high rating.
This movie is PG-13 so make sure you are old enough to watch it, but I highly recommend it!

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

Grace, who is a vice principal/assistant, hands Rooney, the principal, the telephone. Rooney holds the telephone next to his ear while talking to "Mr. Peterson." Rooney picks up a pencil. He fiddles around with the pencil, while talking on the phone. The other phone rings and Grace goes and answers it. It is Ferris Bueller on the phone. Rooney places his feet up on the desk and relaxes. Once they find out its not Ferris Bueller, Grace and Rooney run around, messing with random papers. The computer is on in the background but is not being used at the moment. The phone is old with the spin around dial. The calls on the other lines are indicated by a flashing light. Grace jumps up and down, waving her hands trying to get Rooneys attention when he is saying all of the rude comments to Mr. Peterson. Once Grace finally gets his attention, she tells him that Ferris Buellers on line two. Rooneys face is priceless! He is so embarrassed. Cameron, who is playing Mr. Peterson, is getting a good kick out of doing this to them. Once Ferris shows up at Camerons house, he freaks out at Cameron saying he messed up on the phone call. Cameron says have a good life because Ferris pissed him off. Cameron forgives him and they hit the road for their "day off."

# 8 - food!!

What it be, chicky?
It's rotisserie chicken.
My favorite food.

Hot, steamy goodness.
Groovy gravy sliding down.
Duh, mashed potatoes.

Whipped cream on the top.
Hot or cold? It is your choice.
Greatest desert: pie!

#7 - National ITS KRISTI's BIRTHDAY DAY...

Every year, January 26th is the biggest holiday ever known to man. Do YOU know what January 26th is? OF COARSE YOU DO! It's National ITS KRISTI's BIRTHDAY DAY. All the boys and girls, moms and dads, dudes and gals know about this awesome holiday. What do you do on this holiday one might ask? Well all you really do is sit around, skip school or work, where ever you are during the day time, and fantasize about KRISTI! You get to talk all you want about Kristi. Make sure it's all the good things though, or else you will be cursed for life. People are watching you so pay close attention to that rule! You can eat all you want, while talking about Kristi. You can wear what ever you want, while talking about Kristi. And lastly, you can be with who ever you want, while talking about Kristi. Who wouldn't want to be a part of this holiday? All the kings and queens of all places all over earth love this holiday. They have been celebrating it since January 26th of 1992. Wow, that's a long time! I just want to say that if you participate in this holiday and celebrate it every year correctly, you will have a wonderful life filled with love and joy.

PS. don't forget, ONLY POSITIVE THINGS or it will come back to haunt you! But wait, there really isn't anything negative, BUT STILL... only positive!

#6 - NEW LAW

Someone please tell me the reason for police giving out speeding and parking tickets. Yeah I understand they stop crimes, but why do we need speeding/parking tickets?
I am going to pass a law that police are not allowed to pull us over for speeding or parking incorrectly/in the wrong spot. They shall not be allowed to ticket citizens for these things. Everyone has road rage from time to time, or all the time. Also, everyone has been in a rush before and has found an open area to park, even if it wasn't an "actual" parking spot. I think police find joy in giving tickets out. Why else would they sit along side the road, waiting for someone to go over the speed limit? Then guess what they do? They SPEED after you and give you a high dollar ticket. WHO NEEDS THIS IN SOCIETY? No one wants to give their money out for speeding or parking in the wrong spot because some police had nothing better to do! Why don't they waste their time eating doughnuts instead? Or how about stopping all the crime in the world? What a concept.
I cannot stand police and their egos. They drive around like they are king of the world. It bugs me and im sure it bugs a majority of people! With this law, people can drive their own speed and park where ever they want to! How does that sound to you? Sounds GREAT to me! =]

#5 - What the heck is that!

They call it the star-nosed mole; This creature is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life. If you came face to face with this nasty thing, you would be scared shittless! You may wonder why this creature is called the "star-nosed mole." They call it that because its' nose looks like a star, only with more points. Their nose almost looks like a sea anemone with many long, flexible feelers.

Their bodies look like a fat, 3-D blob. This blob is filled with black fur, which is quite soft. They have four legs, which are attached to enormous paws. Connected to these paws, are the longest nails, which reach out long past two inches. Gross!

This little blob is the slowest animal thing ever. Shocking, but it's slower than molasses. Look on the bright side though. This animal is the most coordinated and organized creature yet. If your kitchen needs vacuuming, this little creature will have it all cleaned up by the time you get home at night. How great would that be to have a little mole living in your house, eating anything that doesn't belong? Only downfall of this creature is it may eat things you don't want it to. For example: bills, important papers, etc. So I recommend not leaving these types of things on the floor. The moles won't eat carpet, cords, rugs, furniture, or anything like that. These animals cannot jump or climb, so you won't have to worry about anything on your counter tops!

Star-nosed moles originally live in the jungle, but these ugly creatures are becoming popular as pets. You can now purchase a star-nosed mole at your local pet store. Interested? Go check them out today and see what I'm talking about!

#4 - imagine the impossible

Have you ever wanted to own something others think is impossble? NOW ITS POSSIBLE!
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