Every year, January 26th is the biggest holiday ever known to man. Do YOU know what January 26th is? OF COARSE YOU DO! It's National ITS KRISTI's BIRTHDAY DAY. All the boys and girls, moms and dads, dudes and gals know about this awesome holiday. What do you do on this holiday one might ask? Well all you really do is sit around, skip school or work, where ever you are during the day time, and fantasize about KRISTI! You get to talk all you want about Kristi. Make sure it's all the good things though, or else you will be cursed for life. People are watching you so pay close attention to that rule! You can eat all you want, while talking about Kristi. You can wear what ever you want, while talking about Kristi. And lastly, you can be with who ever you want, while talking about Kristi. Who wouldn't want to be a part of this holiday? All the kings and queens of all places all over earth love this holiday. They have been celebrating it since January 26th of 1992. Wow, that's a long time! I just want to say that if you participate in this holiday and celebrate it every year correctly, you will have a wonderful life filled with love and joy.
PS. don't forget, ONLY POSITIVE THINGS or it will come back to haunt you! But wait, there really isn't anything negative, BUT STILL... only positive!
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
#6 - NEW LAW
Someone please tell me the reason for police giving out speeding and parking tickets. Yeah I understand they stop crimes, but why do we need speeding/parking tickets?
I am going to pass a law that police are not allowed to pull us over for speeding or parking incorrectly/in the wrong spot. They shall not be allowed to ticket citizens for these things. Everyone has road rage from time to time, or all the time. Also, everyone has been in a rush before and has found an open area to park, even if it wasn't an "actual" parking spot. I think police find joy in giving tickets out. Why else would they sit along side the road, waiting for someone to go over the speed limit? Then guess what they do? They SPEED after you and give you a high dollar ticket. WHO NEEDS THIS IN SOCIETY? No one wants to give their money out for speeding or parking in the wrong spot because some police had nothing better to do! Why don't they waste their time eating doughnuts instead? Or how about stopping all the crime in the world? What a concept.
I cannot stand police and their egos. They drive around like they are king of the world. It bugs me and im sure it bugs a majority of people! With this law, people can drive their own speed and park where ever they want to! How does that sound to you? Sounds GREAT to me! =]
I am going to pass a law that police are not allowed to pull us over for speeding or parking incorrectly/in the wrong spot. They shall not be allowed to ticket citizens for these things. Everyone has road rage from time to time, or all the time. Also, everyone has been in a rush before and has found an open area to park, even if it wasn't an "actual" parking spot. I think police find joy in giving tickets out. Why else would they sit along side the road, waiting for someone to go over the speed limit? Then guess what they do? They SPEED after you and give you a high dollar ticket. WHO NEEDS THIS IN SOCIETY? No one wants to give their money out for speeding or parking in the wrong spot because some police had nothing better to do! Why don't they waste their time eating doughnuts instead? Or how about stopping all the crime in the world? What a concept.
I cannot stand police and their egos. They drive around like they are king of the world. It bugs me and im sure it bugs a majority of people! With this law, people can drive their own speed and park where ever they want to! How does that sound to you? Sounds GREAT to me! =]
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