Friday, November 21, 2008

#7 - National ITS KRISTI's BIRTHDAY DAY...

Every year, January 26th is the biggest holiday ever known to man. Do YOU know what January 26th is? OF COARSE YOU DO! It's National ITS KRISTI's BIRTHDAY DAY. All the boys and girls, moms and dads, dudes and gals know about this awesome holiday. What do you do on this holiday one might ask? Well all you really do is sit around, skip school or work, where ever you are during the day time, and fantasize about KRISTI! You get to talk all you want about Kristi. Make sure it's all the good things though, or else you will be cursed for life. People are watching you so pay close attention to that rule! You can eat all you want, while talking about Kristi. You can wear what ever you want, while talking about Kristi. And lastly, you can be with who ever you want, while talking about Kristi. Who wouldn't want to be a part of this holiday? All the kings and queens of all places all over earth love this holiday. They have been celebrating it since January 26th of 1992. Wow, that's a long time! I just want to say that if you participate in this holiday and celebrate it every year correctly, you will have a wonderful life filled with love and joy.

PS. don't forget, ONLY POSITIVE THINGS or it will come back to haunt you! But wait, there really isn't anything negative, BUT STILL... only positive!

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